Wednesday, March 19, 2008

What Bin Laden Talked About Today

Bin Laden just issued a warning against his enemies. Did he condemn America for it's 'Zionist' actions? No, this time he centered his attacks on the Pope. Was it because the Pope's religion excludes Islam? No, it had to do with cartoons.

When I was a child I got into arguments about cartoons ("Batman's not a wuss, take that!") but now I only fight about important things, like which Star Trek captain is the best. (It's Picard.)

Anyway, Bin Laden says that the newspaper comics portraying Islam in a negative light are part of the Pope's secret agenda to...well, he didn't exactly say what the Pope was trying to do, but the Pope is definately behind this sinister plot involving newspaper political cartoons. (I don't get it.)

Out of respect for his religion we should probably stop showing images of these cartoons. In particular, actual images of the prophet are not to be tolerated, images like this one:



And they don't like being called 'violent', they prefer the 'religion of peace' moniker, so be sure not to show any images like this one...



Let's not forget that they treat their women well, so it wouldn't be right to reproduce this drawing:



And, for heaven's sake, this one is definately out of the question:



Keep this in mind and try not to offend anyone.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Just to let you, I am a convert to Islam, I wear hijab, in fact I now wear the face veil. I married a muslim and and guess what he does treat me well in fact he is amazing and i'm sure if you ask muslim women... not bbc or cnn or barbara walters about how muslim women are treated, their answers would be similar to mine. Another thing is that even if muslims do wrong things it does not mean that Islam is to blame... you do not judge a religion by its people but by its book. There are muslims who sin, christians who sin, hindus who sin and even monks who sin. If you think that bad people doing bad things in the name of religion gives you authority to attack or disrespect a religion, then you youself are not a real christian and you know nothing about the teachings of christ (peace be upon him)

Anonymous said...

i feel so bad for you,so pathetic... just try to find something more useful to do! you are ignorant brain-washed typical american. btw, binladin is not a muslim and he doesn't present any thing in islam.

Anonymous said...

I keep a copy of the koran on my toilet to remind myself each day that it is Bull----
it is obvious that Islam was a political movement by a very smart cult-like leader, who hungered for power, money and sex with children. What people seem to ignore is that just because other religions may be crap this does not mean that islam is not crap too. On the other hand, chritianity teaches love, forgiveness and nonattachment, a radical departure from every other religion.