As if Theology Students Don't Have Enough Problems

I walked into an empty classroom and noticed something like this on the board:

Neo-Platonic

Orthopraxis

So I took the opportunity to grab a piece of chalk and make some additions. Now, the board says this:

Neo-Platonic Supralapsarianism

Orthopraxis vs. Neo-Constantinopolitanism

With any luck, a theology student will see it and his head will explode.

"That's not funny, I made up those words."