What Bin Laden Talked About Today

Bin Laden just issued a warning against his enemies. Did he condemn America for it's 'Zionist' actions? No, this time he centered his attacks on the Pope. Was it because the Pope's religion excludes Islam? No, it had to do with cartoons.

When I was a child I got into arguments about cartoons ("Batman's not a wuss, take that!") but now I only fight about important things, like which Star Trek captain is the best. (It's Picard.)

Anyway, Bin Laden says that the newspaper comics portraying Islam in a negative light are part of the Pope's secret agenda to...well, he didn't exactly say what the Pope was trying to do, but the Pope is definately behind this sinister plot involving newspaper political cartoons. (I don't get it.)

Out of respect for his religion we should probably stop showing images of these cartoons. In particular, actual images of the prophet are not to be tolerated, images like this one:

And they don't like being called 'violent', they prefer the 'religion of peace' moniker, so be sure not to show any images like this one...

Let's not forget that they treat their women well, so it wouldn't be right to reproduce this drawing:

And, for heaven's sake, this one is definately out of the question:

Keep this in mind and try not to offend anyone.