What Bin Laden Talked About Today

Bin Laden just issued a warning against his enemies. Did he condemn America for it's 'Zionist' actions? No, this time he centered his attacks on the Pope. Was it because the Pope's religion excludes Islam? No, it had to do with cartoons.

When I was a child I got into arguments about cartoons ("Batman's not a wuss, take that!") but now I only fight about important things, like which Star Trek captain is the best. (It's Picard.)

Anyway, Bin Laden says that the newspaper comics portraying Islam in a negative light are part of the Pope's secret agenda to...well, he didn't exactly say what the Pope was trying to do, but the Pope is definately behind this sinister plot involving newspaper political cartoons. (I don't get it.)

Out of respect for his religion we should probably stop showing images of these cartoons. In particular, actual images of the prophet are not to be tolerated, images like this one:

And they don't like being called 'violent', they prefer the 'religion of peace' moniker, so be sure not to show any images like this one...

Let's not forget that they treat their women well, so it wouldn't be right to reproduce this drawing:

And, for heaven's sake, this one is definately out of the question:

Keep this in mind and try not to offend anyone.

Reader Mail.

I write 3-5 blog entries a week. Some are visited regularly by web surfers and some are almost invisible to the internet. Back in November, I wrote about the Possum Muhammad on my blog and it seems to draw one or two comments each week. I wanted to show you a few of these comments because I think they are interesting. I'm not sure why so many people come across that particular blog entry, but they do, and some of them react rather strongly. (Be warned, some of these are a little rough.)

Anonymous said...

i will kick any ones ass if there are making front of islam

Tough guy, he won't even give his screenname. And he didn't capitalize Islam, which is rather disrespectful in itself. I hope he doesn't think I am making front of him.

Anonymous said...

you are an arogant asshole......you dont know anything about islam....may allah guide you

I hope Allah guides him to push the shift button when typing the first letter of proper nouns.

Anonymous said...

islam is a reglion not a joke

And I thought Islam was a proper noun. Did I say Islam was a joke? Nope. Some people don't read, they just comment. My cat does that. He can't read but he meows a lot when he sees stuff. Maybe these people are cats.

Take a drink before reading this next one:

Anonymous said...

Please don't be abnormal to make a funny story like this. If you think it's funny, then what does make it funny? It's just totally a premature thinking result of a man who has something wrong with his head. I am so angry to hear that there is no respect anymore here. How can we build a peace society if there's still someone who has no ability to learn about respects. No peace on earth if you think the most principle belief of someone whose beliefs are different with you is only a way to have popularity in this very poor blog. May God guide you.

This one reads like those '80's video games that were poorly translated from Japanese. All your blogs are belong to us!

(There's more bad English at http://www.engrish.com/)