5 Ways to Improve Communication with Your IT Professionals

I like my job as an A/V programmer/computer repairman/whatever person in my IT department, and, fortunately, I've left the depressing field of helpdesk support for a job that is more fun. In the process, I've learned a lot about the problems people have with their IT workers and I think these five steps will help the rest of the world live with those weird computer geeks.

1. Don't Insist On Your Own Words

I'm not trying to be a snob, but just imagine going to your doctor and insisting that he fix you "grabber." Then, he asks you if your "hand" is bothering you and you shout, "My grabber! Just fix my grabber and get on with it!"

That's how your IT guy feels when you ask him to fix your "beamer" or your "TV" and are relentless when he tries to narrow it down to something he knows. (I've heard both of those in reference to projectors and monitors, respectively.) In fact, sometimes TV repairmen are almost brought in when someone angrily insists there is a cable problem with the TV - only to discover it's a video cable going into a monitor that is faulty.

Obviously, your IT guy doesn't think you know all the terms, but working with them to get on the same page is not their way of being rude - it's how they make sure they are working on the right problem. (Trust me, they want to fix the problem and get out of there faster than you.)

"Why can't I get a tech guy get down here and adjust the center rim on my rat? I've asked three times!"

2. Rebooting - It's Not a Bad Word

Most computer problems are solved by a reboot. This is due to memory leaks and other problems with your system's processes that cause it to slow down or freeze.

Why not just "fix the problem?" Because, it's a unique problem. A unique set of perimeters caused that problem and you can't stop it or untangle the mess - if you could, it would certainly take longer than rebooting.

3. Explain the Symptoms - Not the Problem

You don't tell your doctor that you need morphine because you fell in the shower and expect him to write you a prescription (I hope). The doctor will want to analyze your symptoms and find the cause of your problem; maybe your back pain is related to your appendix or something else.

Your computer is no different. People often ask me to "change their battery" when their computer is slow, or to "upgrade their hard drive" when data is missing. Unfortunately, when these people jump to conclusions it's difficult to explain that their problem is not what they think. (And, yes, people say things like, "Don't call me back until you've changed my battery!" when I try to tell them that desktop computers don't use batteries to generate power.)

A better approach is to tell your IT helper exactly what is happening. For example, try saying something specific, like, "I am having trouble installing this program," rather than saying, "My computer doesn't allow installations." Trust me, doing this will get your computer fixed faster.

And, stop calling this a TV. Please...

4. Don't be Embarrassed - Even IT People Call Support Lines

Calling an IT professional is nothing to be ashamed of. Many communication problems occur because the pride of the caller is so great that they won't simply ask for help. The phone call will be filled with statements about their own expertise and how this must be a really complex problem if they can't figure it out. It takes a long time to work with these folks, because they don't like to be at the mercy of a lowly hourly worker.

This is unnecessary. Everyone in the IT field calls each other for their relative expertise. When fixing a computer, an expert might have to call numerous other support lines for help with various problems from people who have expertise in each specific area. Computers are difficult, and don't be ashamed about making the call. Just be simple and ask for help. (Like I do when my car is broken. Beyond turning the key to turn it on I don't really know anything. I'm pretty sure tiny men run around on a wheel somewhere under the hood.)

"Yes, I'm sure it's plugged in - I just invented it!"

5. Be Nice

Fixing computer problems is the lowest rung in the IT ladder. The helpdesk worker makes less than everyone else in the field (except for the few of them who fix high profile servers or support other high end stuff). The customers take out all of their angst on the IT worker who receives little thanks and little pay, works in a dungeon with no windows all day, and has almost no hope of promotion. Desktop support is like a prison sentence, and the most common problem is dealing with mean customers. Show some love to your IT folks - they don't receive very much.

Things I Didn't Know About the Amish (For Example - They Could be Reading This...)

I didn't realize I had misunderstood the Amish until I read an article in TheTechnium that described them differently than the neo-Luddite hillbillies I had imagined. (Which is really unfair, in retrospect.) I was surprised to find out that, not only are they technologically bright, but one particular group of them even manufactures an electric fireplace that is sold to people all over the world.

Electricity is not a problem for the Amish - but it is very important for them to feel like they are "separated" from the rest of society. Being linked up to the same power grid as a local strip club is unacceptable, but something like solar power is not.

My knowledge of the Amish begins and ends with Harrison Ford. (Same goes for archaeology and space travel.) Also, Viggo Mortenson plays an Amish teenager in this film and I always look for Orcs to come running over the hills when he is on screen.

The Amish also have pioneered interesting ways to use pneumatic energy to make their own localized electricity and are known to put solar powered telephone booths in their fields so they can call to check on their wives - who answer on their own solar powered gizmo. Currently, some Amish are considering cell phone use.

They are not opposed to using someone else's electricity or riding in someone's vehicle because owning a thing is not the same as using a thing. Amish can also be seen in local libraries using the internet - so it's only a matter of time before they find out about "Amish Paradise".

Fearing they could go "Ben Hur" at any moment, local motorists cautiously let the Amish buggy have the right of way....

Interestingly, if some lunatic destroyed the power plants in Pennysylvania area the Amish could use their electricity and go about business as usual. If the power grid failed the rest of us would be technologically behind them for a change. Their ability to survive without the outside world might make them the wisest people on the planet. (Also, Michael Bay should make a film about what I just typed.)

Thank goodness they are a peaceful people.

(Read the whole entire article from TheTechnium here.)